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woman goes into the shop and buys amazing clitoris licking frog,
takes it home, has a shower, makes herself look and feel sexy, with little wispy knickers and
a nice scent, lays on the bed , puts frog between her spread legs and waits......and waits......and waits, nothing , the frog doesnt move.
she phones the store , to complain, but the owner is a bit of a smoothy, and offers to do a house call.
when he arrives , he gets the woman to prepare herself(yeh I know), and he places the frog next to her neatly trimed pussy........nothing , the woman is understandably upset, dont worry he says ,putting the frog on the bedside table, I have a plan.
he looks at the frog and says, right, im gonna show you this one last time!!!