Clit licking frog

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04/02/2009 at 12:56
A young lady walks past a pet store and sees a sign
'Clitoris licking frog- 50 quid'
Obviously intrigued , she goes in and asks the chap behind the counter.
"Um, excuse me, can I see the clitoris licking frog?"

"Bonjour" he replies
06/02/2009 at 14:42

or

woman goes into the shop and buys amazing clitoris licking frog,
takes it home, has a shower, makes herself look and feel sexy, with little wispy knickers and
a nice scent, lays on the bed , puts frog between her spread legs and waits......and waits......and waits, nothing , the frog doesnt move.
she phones the store , to complain, but the owner is a bit of a smoothy, and offers to do a house call.
when he arrives , he gets the woman to prepare herself(yeh I know), and he places the frog next to her neatly trimed pussy........nothing , the woman is understandably upset, dont worry he says ,putting the frog on the bedside table, I have a plan.
he looks at the frog and says, right, im gonna show you this one last time!!!


Have you filled your GARAGE in yet?
06/02/2009 at 19:26

Neatly trimmed pussie?

Why didnt the cat eat the Frog?

06/02/2009 at 20:37
vegerarian

Have you filled your GARAGE in yet?
06/02/2009 at 20:42

OP!the 1990's joke Police have been on asking for thier joke back.


Better to have a bad day on the bike,than a good day at work.........

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