that my girlfriend wanted me to post,
Q: What's the difference between a man and a shopping trolley ?
A: A shopping trolley's got a mind of it's own.
Q: Why can't men make pancakes ?
A: Because they're all a bunch of useless tossers.
And while she's not looking,
Q: Why do brides wear white ?
A: To match the rest of the kitchen appliances.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road ?
A: Nevermind that, why was she out of the kitchen.
I'm joking honestly, so no nasty replies please.
