bike with 'problems' wanted

looking for a bike needing attention of some description. gone bang, been crashed, won't go, in bits etc etc. i like bikes with problems, keeps my brain alive & keeps me learning. must be a sensible price of course, and within, say, a 50 mile radius of cheshire. pretty much anything considered apart from scooters & chinese pit bikes. what have you got? give me a shout, worst i can say is no thanks!

So you want a bike with a minor fault that you can get for pennies and then sell it on?

You might want to improve your written English if you want your brain to come alive.. You come across like someone with learning difficulties. Which can be fixed.

blimey - where does it say all that?

how can improving my writtern inglish make me brian come alive?

to be honest, you come across as a boring little troll, with too much time on your hands and nothing much to say, who makes wild assumptions based zero knowledge.

but you can be fixed - come and see me, i'll fix you.

My, my- threats! You seem a bit Wilde.

Was it Mae West who said "Come up and see me sometime and I'll peel you a grape"? The Wilde West, eh?

I'd just ignore Hugh; he seems to enjoy trolling around the place and has a real hard-on for grammar and spelling. Suppose people with empty lives need things like that to feel important while the rest of us do something productive.

I hope you find something worth fixing.

Car is half right - I get wood when I see horrible English and yes my life is empty and it makes me feel important when I see someone struggling to communicate. 

How did you get to be so smart?And have you got a Bandit for 50p for Mr Wilde, not too far from Cheshire? I thought not.

But it's Car who is the troll, and not for the first time.  Car is here under a new name, what they call a sock puppet. Naughty boy - do something productive like your usual solitary pursuit for gentlemen.

moderators, if there are any still alive here, please delete this pile of shite now the morons have come out from the woodwork. i give in. it's been light years since i bothered posting anything here, i remember why i gave up on internet forums now....

Mike my friend - please avoid foul and obscene language. Maybe forums gave up on you, and not the other way round?

I really do hope you get a cheap bike not far from Cheshire as you asked. I'll keep an eye open for bargains for you. Can't say fairer than that. So lighten up and get the kettle on for my visit with a cheap old banger for you. Have you thought of going round knocking doors asking for a cheap heap? You might just turn something up. Tried PoundLand?