This would be the perfect job for a Biker with a burning "V" style grudge against the establishment, particularly Westminster Council.
Dream mode:
This person would have little or nothing to loose, would have the slight, yet definite insanity of "The Batman" as portrayed by Michael Keaton, a couple of unmarked and modified Yamaha R1s (with false plates that rotate) capable of outrunning the fuzz easily, lovely electronic "toys" capable of disabling pursuing cops (just in case), location maps of every CCTV camera capable of detecting him or HER (where are you Dark Angel, X5 452, as played by Jessica Alba, when we really need you!), locations of all those pesky signs, high tech sprays that take seconds to permanently ruin those signs, and a comfy undetectable "Batcave" to scheme from.
This person probably would be stinking rich anyway, so doesn't really need to work everyday. They'll also have insider information about all the operations of the fuzz who might be planning to catch them.
Who ever you would be, you are already my hero!!
The 21st century is a con. Where's my Hoverbike, 3 day working week & Holiday on the Moon?