Doesn't stop the copper being a right tit, as we know they all are! And before you all flame me, I ain't ever met a copper who hasn't sped, infringed some road rule and played the fool, so unless the fecker is perfect he/she can s0d off!
Take concealed UZI 9mm from waistband.
Turn from the hip whilst cocking the weapon.
Say to Officer in a calm, but firm voice ' Give me your clothes, boots and motorcycle'.
Change into his clothing (which will fit, trust me!).
Steal his sun glasses and ride-off.
IF you are a woman...delete the above.
Good looking? flutter your eyelids and say 'gosh isn't it hot today officer'
Plain Jane? Start crying.
If I can add my two pennyworth - I think owning up to the offence is not always taken as being honest but more as an admission of guilt.
Here's the problem as I see it. You're doing, say, 39mph in a 30 zone and get stopped. Asked, as you always are, what speed you were doing and replying, "39 miles per hour" can easily be met with, "You've admitted an offence of . . . "
BUT - if you answer "30 miles an hour" you are almost certainly insulting the officer's intelligence and he ain't going to like that.
For the years I've been riding and driving whenever I have been stopped for speeding - not very often I hasten to add - in answer to the ubiquitous question, "What speed were you doing?" I have always answered, "It wouldn't be in my interest to admit to anything over the speed limit."
I've always been asked the same question again, sometimes worded in a different way, and always answered the same way but the second time added on the words, "I might have been a bit silly (or stupid, or faster than I should, or whatever that acknowledges you weren't doing it right without actually admitting an offence)"
It's worked for me every time. Either I've been very lucky or there is a bit of logic and reason there. You decide.
HAD TO LAUGH AT THOSE TOP TEN
ONE QUESTION , ARE YOU BECOMING DESPARATE THAT YOU PRINT CRAP LIKE THAT .
THE MAIN ONE IS PASSING THE ATTITUDE TEST , AND LETS FACE IT , IF ITS A BIKE COP THEN YOU STAND A CHANCE . BUT IF ITS PC SHINNY BUTTONS HE WILL DO YOU FOR AS LITTLE AS NOT WIPING YOUR ARSE PROPERLY
I was told this one, biker gets pulled over for speeding.
Copper says “I’ve been waiting here all day to get you”.
Biker says “ Well I got here as quickly as I could Officer”.
Biker was sent on his way after the coopers had stopped laughing.
Fellatio , your post is daft. Like your name.
But Noddy, did you do a Monica Lewinsky to get let off? I think you should tell us.
What a daft name you've got.
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