Talkback: Caption That: Doctor Ducati

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03/08/2012 at 14:28
Guareschi tweets: Nicky eez not happy with his origami penis pump. If you cannot say say paper cut in Italiano then there is no paper cut Nicky.
03/08/2012 at 14:32
Nicky: This is upright, you need to ride like this.
03/08/2012 at 15:06
Nicky: Hey Valentino, let's play one game of rock paper scissors for that empty Yamaha seat. I'll start with paper, what are you going for?
03/08/2012 at 15:06
She's leanin' this way
03/08/2012 at 16:10
Turn left at the corkscrew.
03/08/2012 at 16:24
Doctor Ducati says why did you take so long to pick me up my bike was back before me?
03/08/2012 at 16:34
Hey Vale, bet you five quid Vito's looking at Stoner's missus' knockers again
03/08/2012 at 16:41
see this hand Vale?? now,if you're not making way for me the next time, i'm gonna give you a good slap on your stubborn italo head with it!!
03/08/2012 at 18:26
Nicky, you can wrap what you like round it, but it's never going to be a big one.
03/08/2012 at 19:17
N.H. Nobody beats my Angry Birds score, nobody! I've even got the hat.
V.R. Show 'im Vito
Vito, Eh? I'm watching your crash again. How did you manage that Vale?
04/08/2012 at 19:58
Hayden says: Come on guys, what's the secret to growing Wiggo's sideburns? 'cos I want to grow mine this long.
04/08/2012 at 21:24
That boner that you had after me picking you up? Not cool.
05/08/2012 at 17:10
Vale for ffs. Quit riding the bike like a bi#$%!
05/08/2012 at 22:41
Look mate, just because I had pizza for lunch don’t go telling the pit crew I’ve got the star billing as the Orange Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle at Cannes.
06/08/2012 at 06:17
Guareschi: Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!
07/08/2012 at 12:02
Whilst Vittorio google's how to fix our Ducati, can you tell me how much Yamaha have offered you so you dont have to ride it any more?
08/08/2012 at 09:09
Follow my hand , when you wake up u will be on a decent bike ........ And still behind Crutchlow.......
08/08/2012 at 10:36
I got this hat at the Hein Gericke closing down sale...Does it make me look like Mr Bean?
08/08/2012 at 12:09
Rob Sutton 3 - keep dreaming
08/08/2012 at 17:49
... and so I says to him, right, "if you stop pissing about on Twitter and start listening to your riders then we might have a chance of getting a rideable bike sometime before we die" ... oh, for fuck's sake, he's at it again!
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