"How come you always get the one with the Shaft?"
You're under abreast!
its a text from that guy i pulled over last night, when i pulled him the cheeky sod said "nevermind how fast I was going, how fast were you going miss? bit much to ask for my number" but i took it and now were dating!
The coppers were asked how they maintained their weekly quotas.
The one on the left said - "If they look up my skirt, I arrest them."
The one on the right said "If they don't, I arrest them!"
"Anything you say may be taken down and used against you..."
"Knickers!"
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