Caption That! Stopped by the Cops!

Posted: 14/07/2008 at 21:34

dooffle9 wrote (see)

Sorry officer, he needed a piss

Posted: 14/07/2008 at 21:38

manxgirl wrote (see)

dooffle9 wrote (see)

Sorry officer, he needed a piss

That is pure class, I can't top that, well done Doof. LMAO

Posted: 14/07/2008 at 21:45

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Posted: 14/07/2008 at 21:46

Mayor Boris' promise to provide commuters with suitable legal parking spaces fell somewhat short of the mark

Posted: 14/07/2008 at 22:44

"Got the little S**T" Said Traffic officer Bob as he mowed down the biker. 

Posted: 15/07/2008 at 07:50

Officer, wouldn't it be easier if you got out of the car to check my tax disk?

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Posted: 15/07/2008 at 11:58

Sorry officer Spec savers were closed.

its OK he dosn't bite.

it says right there, "Tyre wear limit 3mm"

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Posted: 15/07/2008 at 17:12

The shortest distance between two Pints is a straight line. 

Posted: 15/07/2008 at 17:21

Ive heard of sleeping policemen but this is taking the piss  "sponsered by SKODA"

Posted: 15/07/2008 at 17:41

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Posted: 15/07/2008 at 22:38

"Nope, no reg plate, but you can see my VIN plate if you like..."

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Posted: 16/07/2008 at 01:28

Rozzer - "Who do we think we are sir? Dougie Lampkin?"

Posted: 16/07/2008 at 08:56

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Posted: 17/07/2008 at 12:59

Hello officer, if I said you had a beautiful bonnet would you hold it against my michelin?

 Wha, wha, whaaa... 

Posted: 17/07/2008 at 23:42

"Honestly officer, it's not my fault, someone's put viagra in the petrol tank."

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Posted: 18/07/2008 at 13:45

" Hey you said hands up, but you didn't say I had to let go of the bike!!!!!!"

Posted: 20/07/2008 at 14:40

" these trial brakes are crap "

or just "5"

Posted: 20/07/2008 at 22:23

Fu Wrong , yes you are , if Stoner to be tempted to crash on the first lap , how did he become world champion you moron , enjoy the sport of Racing , enjoy the excitement , enjoy the adrenaline rush like you are riding , that is SPORT , Stoner is a motor-cycle racer like millions of riders wish they could be , give him credit where due , he is not a politician thank god , i would be pissed somewhat if 'Fans'denegrated me that way .Re-read what dupdp wrote , that is a true motor-cycle racing fan , you do not even understand English as it is written so please STFU . 

you moron, Stoner became world champion because he ride Ducati, NOT YAMAHA. get your brain together and READ MY POST CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU MOAN, IDIOT! you're just a moaner like Stoner

 IF (big IF), Stoner ride on Yamaha, he will crash on the first lap because he push his yamaha over the limit to fight with Rossi ON AN EQUALLY MACHINEY!

AND STFU IDIOT!

Posted: 31/08/2008 at 14:08