Caption That: Nudist tank

You don't have to be a member to leave a caption on this week's image: have a go...

Posted: 8 July 2011
by Visordown

WELCOME to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get the chance to slap your best effort on our chosen image.

It's over to you. Get those crazy minds to work and let the captions commence...

Previous article
Caption That: Patriotic Beemer
Next article
Caption That: Prototype Harley


Discuss this story

once a month it misbehaves......

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 10:30


Posted: 08/07/2011 at 14:14

Moron sticks plastic mannequin on motorcycle.

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 14:34

Maybe he should have spent his money on a proper bike instead ?
I mean front drum brake..... really.

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 15:43

Not the ride of his life

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 20:28

Take her round the back for a service

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 21:38

Unlike his Missus, this one doesn`t care if he rides another.
It doesn`t care if he had a shower before the ride.
and it never has a headache.

Posted: 09/07/2011 at 21:35

Stompgrip, who needs it?

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 16:18

It's shaft-driven.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 18:41

She loves something hot and throbbing between her legs.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 19:18

how to make a "push start" more enjoyable.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 22:22

Finally!!!! A motorcycle that can make a sandwich!

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 23:10

She may have a head that looks like it belongs in the scrap heap but she's still fun to ride...

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 05:19

Is there a gay Bob version?

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:17

I'd hate to see it backfire.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:28

I think its a little anal actually.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:29

And of course.....fill her up thanks mate.

I'll shut up now.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:32

The "deluxe model" includes a fleshlight

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 14:17

Demonstrating a complete ignorance of the learner laws Fritzl couldn't wait to ride her until she was sixteen...

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 23:49

The wife'll love this when she sees it.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:35

Having the ride of his life, the tendisty being for it to go quicker and quicker.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:39

He cant wait to get her on the long straight so he can really open her up.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:43

Welcome to the Spanish Grand Prix!!! We're expecting some fine weather and we've got a fantastic crowd. As you join us we're 3 laps into racing, but stop!, look!, we've got someone coming up the rear!!!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:55

The question is, does it change it's own oil every lunar cycle, and does it handle badly the week before hand?

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:13

Paris Hilton decides to get in on the action with her Moto GP team

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:25

Ahh ! Nicely up into Second !

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:36

remote reservoir rear shocks, to go with that drum front brake. strange!!
what do you mean, its the tank we should be commenting on??!!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:56

'I know you don't know what thrust means babe.... but I'm a bike and need some' :-/

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 16:25

Giz a go on yer bike mate

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 17:40

I was right up her arse all the way!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 17:43

Giving "Tail Gating" a completely new meaning.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 18:25

The one bike Jay Leno doesn't own.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 18:53

yes love this is pill e ain riding now shut up and put the torch back in your mouth

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:02

Biking: proof that it is better than sex

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:22

yeah, it's just my back road blaster...

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:38

Go on babe, take yer knickers off - no-one'll notice . . .

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:35

See, I can ride all night!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:37

Yet another rear-ender

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:59

Not a caption, just a comment.

Great shit, Ive never laughed so hard for a while. Some classic comments in there, hilarious. Have to wipe the tears from my eye. Cant pick a winner, many brilliant lines, but I did like the Paris Hilton one and 'Giz a go on your bike mate' had me on the floor, nice and subtle.

Posted: 13/07/2011 at 01:06

After 2 hours hard riding Mike was really struggling to get any more oil into his new 2 stroke coversion kit.

Posted: 13/07/2011 at 07:24

See more comments...
Talkback: Caption That: Nudist tank

Busiest motorcycle review conversations