Caption That: Nudist tank

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Posted: 8 July 2011
by Visordown

WELCOME to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get the chance to slap your best effort on our chosen image.

It's over to you. Get those crazy minds to work and let the captions commence...



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Vincenzo Iaciofano
once a month it misbehaves......

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 10:30


Bill Tanner
Tankslapper.

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 14:14


McFly998
Moron sticks plastic mannequin on motorcycle.

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 14:34


Lasse Pedersen 3
Maybe he should have spent his money on a proper bike instead ?
I mean front drum brake..... really.

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 15:43


cj braidy
Not the ride of his life

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 20:28


Michael Wilkinson
Take her round the back for a service

Posted: 08/07/2011 at 21:38


madmark99
Unlike his Missus, this one doesn`t care if he rides another.
It doesn`t care if he had a shower before the ride.
and it never has a headache.

Posted: 09/07/2011 at 21:35


poldark
Stompgrip, who needs it?

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 16:18


Daniel Ng
It's shaft-driven.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 18:41


Pauline Jones
She loves something hot and throbbing between her legs.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 19:18


max solanis
how to make a "push start" more enjoyable.

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 22:22


Ben Conley
Finally!!!! A motorcycle that can make a sandwich!

Posted: 10/07/2011 at 23:10


Chris S 24
She may have a head that looks like it belongs in the scrap heap but she's still fun to ride...

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 05:19


pyndman
Is there a gay Bob version?

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:17


pyndman
I'd hate to see it backfire.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:28


pyndman
I think its a little anal actually.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:29


pyndman
And of course.....fill her up thanks mate.

I'll shut up now.

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 10:32


CaNsA
The "deluxe model" includes a fleshlight

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 14:17


snave
Demonstrating a complete ignorance of the learner laws Fritzl couldn't wait to ride her until she was sixteen...

Posted: 11/07/2011 at 23:49


tjz1100
The wife'll love this when she sees it.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:35


thecert
Having the ride of his life, the tendisty being for it to go quicker and quicker.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:39


chunkymonkey
He cant wait to get her on the long straight so he can really open her up.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:43


Aussie627
Welcome to the Spanish Grand Prix!!! We're expecting some fine weather and we've got a fantastic crowd. As you join us we're 3 laps into racing, but stop!, look!, we've got someone coming up the rear!!!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 12:55


Neil Tonks
The question is, does it change it's own oil every lunar cycle, and does it handle badly the week before hand?

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:13


pint6x
Paris Hilton decides to get in on the action with her Moto GP team

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:25


Mick Bish
Ahh ! Nicely up into Second !

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:36


Angolhapsi
remote reservoir rear shocks, to go with that drum front brake. strange!!
what do you mean, its the tank we should be commenting on??!!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:56


Jo Dawn
'I know you don't know what thrust means babe.... but I'm a bike and need some' :-/

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 16:25


Sparkyboz
Giz a go on yer bike mate

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 17:40


andrew sutcliffe
I was right up her arse all the way!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 17:43


LeeNHN
Giving "Tail Gating" a completely new meaning.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 18:25


jonny quest
The one bike Jay Leno doesn't own.

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 18:53


deaner
yes love this is pill e ain riding now shut up and put the torch back in your mouth

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:02


JimM
Biking: proof that it is better than sex

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:22


OzWally
yeah, it's just my back road blaster...

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 19:38


vasco
Go on babe, take yer knickers off - no-one'll notice . . .

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:35


Steve Pritchard
See, I can ride all night!

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:37


Lin Morant
Yet another rear-ender

Posted: 12/07/2011 at 21:59


pyndman

Not a caption, just a comment.

Great shit, Ive never laughed so hard for a while. Some classic comments in there, hilarious. Have to wipe the tears from my eye. Cant pick a winner, many brilliant lines, but I did like the Paris Hilton one and 'Giz a go on your bike mate' had me on the floor, nice and subtle.


Posted: 13/07/2011 at 01:06


James Perkins
After 2 hours hard riding Mike was really struggling to get any more oil into his new 2 stroke coversion kit.

Posted: 13/07/2011 at 07:24

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