Caption That: Doctor Ducati

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Posted: 3 August 2012
by Visordown

Welcome to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get the chance to slap your best effort on our chosen image.

This week we've got a topical picture, as Nicky Hayden talks to Valentino Rossi while Ducati Team manager Vittorio Guareschi plays with his mobile.

So what's being said? It's over to you. Get those crazy minds to work and let the captions commence...

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littlemonster
Guareschi tweets: Nicky eez not happy with his origami penis pump. If you cannot say say paper cut in Italiano then there is no paper cut Nicky.

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 14:28


nookiebear
Nicky: This is upright, you need to ride like this.

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 14:32


Ben Cope
Nicky: Hey Valentino, let's play one game of rock paper scissors for that empty Yamaha seat. I'll start with paper, what are you going for?

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 15:06


n molz
She's leanin' this way

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 15:06


JK Mallory
Turn left at the corkscrew.

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 16:10


Jason Miller
Doctor Ducati says why did you take so long to pick me up my bike was back before me?

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 16:24


Ben Cope
Hey Vale, bet you five quid Vito's looking at Stoner's missus' knockers again

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 16:34


Road Runner 2
see this hand Vale?? now,if you're not making way for me the next time, i'm gonna give you a good slap on your stubborn italo head with it!!

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 16:41


Harvey Wallbanger
Nicky, you can wrap what you like round it, but it's never going to be a big one.

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 18:26


AnonymousWaz
N.H. Nobody beats my Angry Birds score, nobody! I've even got the hat.
V.R. Show 'im Vito
Vito, Eh? I'm watching your crash again. How did you manage that Vale?

Posted: 03/08/2012 at 19:17


Boxhiller
Hayden says: Come on guys, what's the secret to growing Wiggo's sideburns? 'cos I want to grow mine this long.

Posted: 04/08/2012 at 19:58


Chris Pak
That boner that you had after me picking you up? Not cool.

Posted: 04/08/2012 at 21:24


Kyle Fish
Vale for ffs. Quit riding the bike like a bi#$%!

Posted: 05/08/2012 at 17:10


Silentwalker
Look mate, just because I had pizza for lunch don’t go telling the pit crew I’ve got the star billing as the Orange Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle at Cannes.

Posted: 05/08/2012 at 22:41


neil barnes 2
Guareschi: Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!

Posted: 06/08/2012 at 06:17


Bowesey4
Whilst Vittorio google's how to fix our Ducati, can you tell me how much Yamaha have offered you so you dont have to ride it any more?

Posted: 07/08/2012 at 12:02


Rob Sutton 3
Follow my hand , when you wake up u will be on a decent bike ........ And still behind Crutchlow.......

Posted: 08/08/2012 at 09:09


Jimnwendyuk
I got this hat at the Hein Gericke closing down sale...Does it make me look like Mr Bean?

Posted: 08/08/2012 at 10:36


Hugh G. Rection
Rob Sutton 3 - keep dreaming

Posted: 08/08/2012 at 12:09


R C 2
... and so I says to him, right, "if you stop pissing about on Twitter and start listening to your riders then we might have a chance of getting a rideable bike sometime before we die" ... oh, for fuck's sake, he's at it again!

Posted: 08/08/2012 at 17:49


SlowInFastOut
Turn left after Honda, do a U-turn and Yamaha is on your right.

Posted: 08/08/2012 at 19:47


SlowInFastOut
"You know, I've always wondered what 'riding around the problem' looks like... I had no idea it was about crashing when you were still upright".

Posted: 09/08/2012 at 07:26


Hardy MoFo
Rossi,i'm not going to say it again, stay the **** away from my girlfriend!!!!!!

Posted: 09/08/2012 at 12:09


Drenched
Hey Macarena...

Posted: 10/08/2012 at 10:15


Ben Cope
Nicky: Hey Vale, I love being your team mate so I just signed for another coupla years. Put it there, team mate!

Posted: 14/08/2012 at 11:19


Nick Name 998
Hayyyden: Hayyy boys I know why Stacey is so up tight man. Before the birth one finger after the birth, this many.
Vale: iz becose he no good at gettin it sown up early like the championship, hhaa, eeezez crazy.
V(L)ittorio: on iz ifonee, wot doz inline 4 mean Valeissimo. Iz like 4 V1's side by side eh.
Valeissimo Yez, like zat eh, Nicky u goin to be ere next year....
Hayyyyden, Yup riden like this man.
Valeisssimo I will be right there for u, zorry I mean with you.....on ze Yamahaha, zen pisted you on bak straighte. Sorry boss.
V(L)ittorio: I av it. Audi just buy Yamaha too then we ave the best bike again, eh....

Posted: 15/08/2012 at 18:20

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