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Posted: 17 February 2012
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Discuss this story


ewen cameron 3
Where is his helmet? never forget your protection

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 10:54


Sir Henry Rawlinson
EU Regulation compulsory crash protectors were a complete success. Another triumph for bureaucracy and committee decision making!

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 12:57


C Lacey
So when you said you f*cked your bike last night....

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 13:31


Rob M 9
The misses said its me or the bike so here i am!

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 13:32


The_Wookie
'Nothing else mattress'....

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 16:26


mobus
I'm pretty sure that bike is significantly under age... disgusting.

Posted: 17/02/2012 at 17:21


Englishman
I wondered what the intended market was for "Durex Heat-proof".

Posted: 18/02/2012 at 08:33


Cody Graham
She can be so sensitive, I didn't say she was getting fat, just her ass was getting fat ........

Posted: 19/02/2012 at 03:13


Harvey Wallbanger
Gixxer kiss?

Posted: 19/02/2012 at 20:20


Pilch
Homeless but happy

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 13:25


Adrian Rother
What do you mean your tyred, exhausted and got a head ache.

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 13:27


paul butler 3
I wanted a Kawasaki ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RRRRRRRR!

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 13:40


Martin Pearson
You wont catch our new bike theft squad sleeping on the job!

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 14:16


R Kelly Albums
It's necessary anytime, wherever and how fast your are driving! http://r-kelly-albums.net/

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 14:25


alecgore
She said it was her or the bike!

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 15:00


Trevor Williams 3
sleep tight my Darling XXX

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 15:02


eyeball
The new safety system from China seemed to work well but was a bit on the bulky side...

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 15:27


PETER HODGSON
The handling of the frame on this is so good and comfy they should call it a featherbed I bet nobody has thought of that before.

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 15:57


John Seccombe
"Only a Jap bike won't leak oil onto your mattress"

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 20:08


Heath Gowers
I've heard of getting your knee down ... But getting your head down .?.??????

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 21:13


thecert
Me or the bike she said so I decided to keep the bike because it's better looking, dosn't awnser back or nag and it's cheaper to keep.

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 21:46


Nick Karpik 2
After being booted out by his missus, Darren plunged into a carefree and more meaningful relationship

Posted: 21/02/2012 at 22:53


ba
I love my Suzee xx

Posted: 22/02/2012 at 08:18


DAVE RIGHT
I,M GUNA SMASH YA BACK DOORS IN

Posted: 22/02/2012 at 12:45


sav man
Maybe it"ll be twins or even triplets!!!!

Posted: 22/02/2012 at 13:55

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