Caption That: Cops and tourers

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Posted: 13 November 2012
by Visordown

WELCOME ALL to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get the chance to slap the most amusing/twisted quote on some of the more interesting shots from around the wonderful world of motorcycling.

'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! This week, it appears that a member of the constabulary has blundered during a routine inspection of the Met's fine fleet. 

Here's your chance to impress the world with your knife-sharp wit, so get those warped minds into gear and CAPTION THAT!

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Somewhere in government offices... "We need to cut another 5% from the police budget, do you think they need these 'side stand' things?"

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 12:39

After looking at all of the evidence as presented, and taking into account the various different circumstances surrounding the incident, and fully appreciating the complex environment, I came to the conclusion that these bikes had fallen over ... sir.

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 15:18

Doughnuts are in guys

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 15:36

It's going to rain, they always lye down when it's going to rain

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 15:42

The inspector takes his time checking that everything ir ready for the Mets Domino stunt bike team day!!!!

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 15:43

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing......

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 16:22

Sergeant Smith demonstrates why, when told his flatulence was preventing him working in cars, bikes were his only choice, and they weren't joking...

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 16:51

Now that's what real bad breath feels like!!

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 16:53

Now the Met Police are really laying down the law!

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 17:20

My names written on the sump....I know it's here somewhere

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 19:12

I told you that high viz does make bikes easier to see

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 20:14

Now which "pleb" forgot to put the side stand down?

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 20:37

This is a job for the new police commissioner, sarge.

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 20:42

Next time you feel two tyred,stand down.

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 21:05

“You know that lorry driver you nicked for speeding sarge? Well he was real shit at parking too”

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 21:31

On the radio "All i did was lay the BMW over over."

Posted: 13/11/2012 at 22:07

Not really a caption but I couldn't help noticing the line of witnesses looking on from the back row!

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 01:03

Ohhhh Bol**cks, i'm not letting mi fish n chips go cold, i'll blame john.

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 04:56

Oops, all say aaah. hehehehehehe

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 08:16

junk yard

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 13:14

don't worry the tax payers will pay for it all

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 13:14

It was 33 years since Jimmy had been a mod, but he still hated bikers!

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 19:42

Bikesafe , not really......

Posted: 14/11/2012 at 20:44

i see they have already stuck one guys head on a pole for it

Posted: 18/11/2012 at 10:43

".......then you flip them over and clean the other side"

Posted: 19/11/2012 at 19:22

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