Caption That - James Pond

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Posted: 10 November 2008
by Caption That!

Visordown Motorcycle News
Officer Lacey hated the feeling of cold water on his 'nads

WELCOME FOLKS to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your wittiest quote on some interesting shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've got a picture of a poor sod being rescued after hurling his bike into a muddy pond. So what's going on?

It's over to you. Get those warped minds in action and let the captions commence!


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HG
Brian wasnt expecting anything sexual when the sea woman asked "need a hand?"

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 13:19


wavydave
iz it coz i'm black.

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 13:30


Slaon
"Sorry luv, I am just not strong enough to remove this handlebar from your arse"

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 14:24


Whissy
Stop bloody wriggling will ya.. It won't go in!!!

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 14:53


FatBoyTim
Sea Man Staines gets it wrong at western beach race

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 14:59


Harry Monk
Cecil Staines crashes his C90 into mucky lake and ends up winning the National fisting championships

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 15:05


A-I-S
get the fuck away from me copper, my bros the president

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 19:42


stud
picture confirms the truth about why AIS test when all wrong.

Posted: 10/11/2008 at 19:54


Ben Cope
Bob's diarrhoea made simple tasks - like handing out a speeding ticket - quite tricky.

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 11:41


davemax
"It's all part of the new test,honest"

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 11:54


HG
Brian knew instantly he was going to pay dearly after directing his wife over "that puddle"

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 11:56


hugh jazz

relax lads its the mother in law, let me get out the way and then shoot


Posted: 11/11/2008 at 13:44


Joes Dad
Obama thought he could walk on water- he was totally shocked to discover he had to use a boat like the rest of the boat people.

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 14:04


User 56531

woh-oh black betty, bam alam......

 (I love this one...

Bob's diarrhoea made simple tasks - like handing out a speeding ticket - quite tricky.)

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 14:04


Hopester2
Jason (in party dress) rescues another poor soul from the cesspit that was Nodding Dogs

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 14:07


Nutstrangler
Another picture from this years "International Sink & Drown Extravaganza", (ISDE)

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 14:18


ZZR1100 Rider
Swamp Monster apprehended after eating another poor biker who strayed from the road!

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 17:26


Craig76

Never mind the fucking seagulls, look what happened to me!


Posted: 11/11/2008 at 17:36


dayt0na_955i
person in front - Jezuz!  How much curry did you eat last night......wait it tastes like biriyani.....

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 18:06


After the royalties ran dry, Tracy Chapman resorted to suicide...

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 18:10


Jacqsplat

"Honey I know it's scary, so I'm guessing not all these bubbles are swamp gas!"   


Posted: 11/11/2008 at 18:31


Drumstick
Big foot speeding on moped gets arested after crashing into pond.

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 19:30


Slaon
Victoria Beckhams "crash course" goes swimingly

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 19:56


Matt Snowden
Follow that yeti... Oh shit wheres the road. glug glug glug

Posted: 11/11/2008 at 20:01


hugh jazz

obama peeved when he finds out bush as dug a moat around the white house.

bush says hes not going without a fight


Posted: 11/11/2008 at 20:48


Victoria
Those vintage bikes really piss oil

Posted: 12/11/2008 at 14:02


snave
The all-new Exxon Valdez chain lube revealed itself to have one or two problems with the applicator...

Posted: 12/11/2008 at 14:07


TheGrasshopper
Gotta love how his helmet floats

Posted: 12/11/2008 at 15:08


respin1228
officer mcgoody regretted the cavity search on the speeding biker

Posted: 12/11/2008 at 17:57


Craig76
I know that sump plug's in here somewhere

Posted: 12/11/2008 at 22:35


stereomike
Obama's first motorbike ride didn't go as smoothly as winning the presidency.

Posted: 14/11/2008 at 09:25


Ernie Cooley
Glastonbury organisers plead .... no bikes you fuckwits, it rains every year and this is what happens

Posted: 14/11/2008 at 09:46


TJ600
When you said "let's get down and dirty", I thought you had something else in mind! 

Posted: 15/11/2008 at 17:08


HammyUK
Next time you want to go dogging - check the f*ckin weather report

Posted: 15/11/2008 at 20:31


sleeping thunder

These pot holes are getting out of hand


Posted: 16/05/2010 at 18:22

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