Caption That - Flying Start

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Posted: 24 November 2008
by Caption That!

Visordown Motorcycle News
Dave's clutch control left a lot to be desired...

WELCOME FOLKS to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your wittiest quote on some interesting shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've got a picture of some poor sod getting it all out of shape at an amateur drag racing event. Wonder what's going through his mind?

It's over to you. Get those witty minds in action and let the captions commence!

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The terminator 4 bike got ready to deply the guns after getting beaten in the drag race.

Bob accepted the challenge that he could throw his bike faster than Jeff could ride it over the 1/4 mile

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 12:48

The very latest Transformer, from Hayabusa to a pile of junk in 2.5 seconds.

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 14:22

When ZZR dave farted, everyone knew about it.

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 15:04

'Stocky' Jocky Wilson  needed a double to secure the title...

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 15:34

dave's first visit to the matrix was challenging

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 15:46

the new transformer motorbike strikes teething problems

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 16:31

" I knew I shouldnt have shortened that swing arm"

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 19:31

Oih Fatty - Catch...

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 19:51

Aussie rules superbikes proved to be a non-starter.

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 21:53

"F*ck me, these upside down forks aint all they're cracked up to be!"

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:21

Fat Bob couldn't even remember eating it the previous night...

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:26

"The name as you may have not heard comes from the Japanese Peregrine falcon.  It is one of the few animals which can travel at about 300km per hour (in a dive). The designer apparently came up with the name whilst walking along the beach and seeing this bird. The colour scheme of gold/bronze and silver are similar to those of the falcon its self."

So say Suzuki... I say Bollocks, this one is only diving at 20 max!

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:29

Oh shit, the scottoilers gonna leak out all over the brakes now!

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:31

Charley fucks up another wheelie but has great idea for a new adventure... The quick way down, round and all over the shop!

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:33

"Hold my beer, and watch THIS!"

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:35


"And could the rider testing bike 3198 please return to the ring where the bidding will now f*cking start at fifteen pounds!"

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:36

*in a bruce lee voice: "Hayabusaaaaaa!!!!!"

Posted: 24/11/2008 at 22:42

3198 bits to pick up

Posted: 25/11/2008 at 00:25

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you....        ...Now watch this burnout!!"

Posted: 25/11/2008 at 01:04

Bloody hell it's raining cats and fuggin ugly bikes.

Posted: 25/11/2008 at 16:29

bugger !! i didnt know it was a drag race,  i thought i was supposed to " throw the Busa higher ".  

Posted: 26/11/2008 at 16:32

not so reliable then

Suzuki crashes for you so you dont have to

Posted: 26/11/2008 at 23:52

Dam I Should have switched on the traction control

Posted: 27/11/2008 at 07:43

Bobs advice to "use your head" didn't seem to be working.

Posted: 27/11/2008 at 08:56

or how about ...

Pete new nothing about engines, but had read an old magazine that said carb balancing improved performance.

Posted: 27/11/2008 at 13:00

Very good... welcome User 72607 

Posted: 27/11/2008 at 17:28

'It's a stupid game and I'm not playing anymore!' *cry*

*throws bike away and walks off in a huff*

Posted: 27/11/2008 at 20:33

Never mind the flying tanks or the flying sharks, it's the flying motorcycles that you won't see coming!

Posted: 28/11/2008 at 13:20

My juggling technique is really coming along.

Posted: 28/11/2008 at 21:53

Desperate to get into drag racing Dave had saved money everywhere possible. He reflected with hindsight that substituting welding for Araldite might have ben a cost cutting measure too far.

Posted: 29/11/2008 at 12:34

getting durex play as a sponsor wasn't a good idea after all..

Posted: 29/11/2008 at 14:21

As Obama says to dave can i make a change,"dave replies yes i can"

Posted: 01/12/2008 at 16:52

"Dave was certain that he could recover this, and make it into the corner before Mick.."

Posted: 03/12/2008 at 21:03

[tommy cooper] jus like that [/tommy cooper]

Posted: 03/12/2008 at 22:33

Batman decided that his change of occupation was perhaps not right for him....Albert seemed to have totally f*cked it up aswell....

Posted: 08/12/2008 at 03:38

Atishoooo!  That is the last time he will do a drag race with hayfever...

Posted: 10/12/2008 at 16:21

Dave couldn't wait to try the Power Commander setting he'd downloaded from RAF Farnborough....

Posted: 10/12/2008 at 16:27


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