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Caption That! - Bike of the future

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Posted: 15 September 2008
by Caption That!

Visordown Motorcycle News
Miss Lee had difficulty communicating with her new workmate...

WELCOME FOLKS to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your wittiest quote on some 'interesting' shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've got a picture of a new Yamaha concept machine, and rider, at the Japanese Motorcycle Show. What's going on?

It's over to you. Get those warped minds in action and let the captions commence!


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Discuss this story


IIIrd
The vibrating lips add that extra je ne sais quoi, and all powered of the bike's 12v battery

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 11:47


AC

Unfortunately it's the only bike I can find that will accommodate my swollen bollocks.


Posted: 15/09/2008 at 11:49


HG
Yamaha's new autopilot motorcycle was the highlight of the show until some one asked where the rider sat.

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 13:52


rgvyan
Riders were delighted at Yamaha's new safety device- the 'Nad Pad'

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 14:01


stereomike
You have got to have some balls to ride this!

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 15:02


Jimbo777
It IS the bike of the future: A woman who comes with a motorbike and blow-up doll attached..


Posted: 15/09/2008 at 15:05


Alan Haskins
Mr Methane was not impressed with his new waterproofs...

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 17:06


no fear my chuff !!
brian rushed home to examine the contents of his giant kinda egg the last one had this bike innit !

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 23:11


Lhibou Sage

Dave was bored.
So very bored.

He'd been employed because of his unique matt black skin and at the time, he relished the opportunity to get into the motor trade.

But all they asked him to do was sit on this poxy scooter with a collapsed spine thing and not say anything.
Even Lilly the Asian trans-sexual didn't have much of a personality. All he (was it a he - Dave didn't know and to be truthful, was past caring) could talk about was Yardley and the terrible trouble with 5 o'clock stubble.

Dave's mind had started to wander and his thoughts turned to ...


Posted: 15/09/2008 at 23:17


Ilike2thinkso
Joe loved the new helmet storage facility on his new..............................bike..........thing of sorts!!!!

Posted: 15/09/2008 at 23:21


slartybartfast

Sid was not convinced the methane storage power system would work without a whole lot of baked beans


Posted: 16/09/2008 at 04:00


IIIrd
buster gonad takes delivery of his brand new scooter

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 09:23


Silver Streak
Mr Grey was very exited about owning the new amphibious scooter, and the sales women was very interested in Mr Grey's excitement.

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 12:28


User 66782
to the caption  as he was busy protecting love package

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 12:37


fadgadget
Im not going nowhere unless it has bridgestones !

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 14:43


Pringle
Yamaha's Seadoo Land Scooter  -Risky Business.

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 14:46


banditfan
always said scooters were for dummies

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 14:47


Poacher01
.... and Yorkshire unvailed their newest Police Bike and Rider in the fight against Volvo drivers

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 15:41


Yorkityke
This Baby flies ... but nobody told the pilot that its made out of the same stuff as the space shuttle before he flew too close to the sun ... and he wasn't!

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 15:56


HondaCXrider
" The safest place to put the new nuclear reactor drive was between the riders legs, don't worry...we think we put in enough lead shielding. Now anyone for a test ride?

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 16:03


TenaciousD
"The scrotum airbag was made bigger for the European market"

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 16:52


slot

The New 'Yamaha Hernia' was a hit with the ladies !! 

 (Limited models come with free pillion knome) 


Posted: 16/09/2008 at 21:05


Leade
if the thing is not soft what do you think will happen to ur nads if you go head-first into a car

Posted: 16/09/2008 at 21:40


EssexWanderer
Is that some sort of bike between your legs?? Or are you just pleased to see me??

Posted: 17/09/2008 at 03:46


Instructor
Yamaha reportedly wanted the air bag to be in the form of a sheep, they say this will encourage more Welsh men onto bikes.   and it will be available on next years model

Posted: 17/09/2008 at 09:21


otis oddy

after trying the new yamaha m1, robot stoner decided it wasnt for him!!


Posted: 17/09/2008 at 14:58


ManxCocker
Max Mosley tries his hand at a new career of 'bike modelling'

Posted: 17/09/2008 at 22:17

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