Dave was bored.
So very bored.
He'd been employed because of his unique matt black skin and at the time, he relished the opportunity to get into the motor trade.
But all they asked him to do was sit on this poxy scooter with a collapsed spine thing and not say anything.
Even Lilly the Asian trans-sexual didn't have much of a personality. All he (was it a he - Dave didn't know and to be truthful, was past caring) could talk about was Yardley and the terrible trouble with 5 o'clock stubble.
Dave's mind had started to wander and his thoughts turned to ...
Posted: 15/09/2008 at 23:17