Caption That - Mouth to Mouth with a difference

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Posted: 5 January 2009
by Caption That!

Visordown Motorcycle News
"Er Dave, I reckon we're wasting our time with this one..."

WELCOME FOLKS to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your wittiest quote on some interesting shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've got a picture of a two fireman practising their life-saving skills on a dummy, or are they?

It's over to you. Get those witty minds in action and let the captions commence!

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I think I resuscitated your brother last month...

Posted: 05/01/2009 at 15:57

Go on then,before she gets cold

Posted: 05/01/2009 at 16:11

When you said she gives good head--------

Posted: 05/01/2009 at 18:22

Maybe taking an Airwave wasn't such a great idea

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 12:30

relatives get hysterical as police say if you wish to visit the victim hes in wards 3 and 4

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 12:34

Fire Brigade divided over resusitation techniques

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 13:05

Don't go much on her trainers mate...

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 13:13

"piss off , i saw her first"

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 13:18

What have I told you about pressing too hard on their chests?!!!

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 14:16

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 16:03

"When I said remove the helmet ..."

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 16:11

"Give me some room to work here will ya!" ... "thats better!"

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 18:11

"I told you already, the airway is definitely clear!"

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 18:13

Richard Brunstrom and Clive Wolfendale learn first aid.

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 19:09

Murphy misunderstood o'connor when he asked him if he wanted to head off to the pub

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 19:41

Hey 'PuffyNuts' have you found blow up a nose again come back with the dudes head this minute!

 From nothing came a Big Bang ? mayhap my lucks in!

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 20:08

You gettin' a pulse?

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 20:08

When they said legless, I tought they meant drunk

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 20:09

"You'll not need more than a couple of stiches love, Honest!"

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 20:42

You sure this is a cure for hiccups?

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:19

I don't think we covered this on my first aid course

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:20

Got any gaffer tape?

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:22

I think this diet's a bit extreme

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:24

That's not what I meant when I said you take the head and I'll do the chest.

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:27

I know we agreed to toss for giving the kiss of life, but I didn't expect that when you called heads!

Posted: 06/01/2009 at 21:40

Now thats what I call a Traumatic Injury!  Trish

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 10:46

The Irish Team get into difficulties during Fire Services Medical Competition 

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 15:26

dont worry, I'll fuck her neck

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 16:36

For God's sake man, Pull yourself together - you'll never get better with this sort of attitude.

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 17:08

 FFS she's off her head

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 18:00

What is it with firefighters,. they just seem to make women lose there heads???

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 19:12

they call it 'Headless Chicken Syndrome'

Posted: 07/01/2009 at 19:20



...she still has great tongue action

Posted: 08/01/2009 at 13:43

ok ok quick if you suck hard enough I'm sure the two halves will reattach 

Posted: 11/01/2009 at 00:53

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