Caption That - Darth Vader

Darth Vader wasn't impressed with his courtesy vehcile!

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 14:28

When his Tie Fighter failed its MOT, Darth commuted on the Rebel 'Ped instead.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 14:55

Although enjoying his new scooter Simon was getting the feeling that the salesman might not have been completely honest about the popularity of the bargain replica leathers he'd bought.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 14:57

£125 extra for the light-speed hyperspace option seemed like too much money when he ordered his new wheels. Darth wasn't so sure now.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 15:00

Although not too impressed by the performance of his new scoot Darth was thinking "well at least it's better than the bus" when the 187 to Warsaw didn't see him when it pulled over to collect passengers.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 15:06

which button is it to make this thing fly, that salesman looked right dodgey and if someone says use the force once more im ditching this heap of rebel crap

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 15:09

The Death Star II left much to be desired

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 15:20

Darth Vader "the new road tax rate on the Deathstar was ridiculous, and I won't even mention the mpg I was getting out of that thing"

As the credit crunch reached the far corners of the universe, even Darth Vader was forced to downsize.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 15:59

Darth wasn't happy when he realised 'The Force' was a 49cc Honda scooter, this was going to be the last time he used the Force..

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 16:01

" a sith's work is never done, 2 deep pan american hot, and garlic bread to no.3 lisson grove nw8. wasnt like this before the rebellion"

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 17:03

the credit turmoil hits the Galactic Empire and a downgrade of the vehicle fleet must start from the top

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 17:09

1.Darth Vader was not pleased at the buget cut backs. 

2.Darth Vader just knew he'd never hear the end of this from Darth Maul.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 17:19

I find your lack of torque disturbing.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 17:30

Darth knew he shouldn't of remortgaged the death star with Northern Rock.

Posted: 15/12/2008 at 18:57

You came on that thing?!

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 02:34

the moral of the story is never buy a second hand bike from a wookiee without seeing it first

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 09:11

even Darth had been hit hard by the credit crunch 

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 10:53

At least it wasn't pink like the sith lords! 

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 10:54

the force is not strong in this one

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 11:24

Your powers are weak - piaggio!

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 13:39

Luke - wait for me - Luke . . . . Luke . . . .

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 14:40

I wish you'd get a decent phone.

I said,"It's going to be a sunny day bring a DARK VISOR"

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 14:56

Darth Vader decided to adopt innocuous transport in order to pass unnoticed amongst the indigenous population.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 17:09

Wait 'til little Lukey sees what I've got him!  Sixteen already eh?  I'm sure this is what he meant when he said he hoped he'd get a ride for his birthday.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 17:18

The Piaggio 'Deathstar' didn't quite live up to it's name

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 17:21

Westminster council hire new traffic warden

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 17:23

i hope yoda doesn't see my on this, i'll never her the last of it.  Dark side my arse.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 18:17

When I have completed the conversion to streetfighter, obi wan, you will laugh on the other side of your tie fighter

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 19:07

I should have gone to spec savers!

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 19:08

When I have completed the conversion to streetfighter, obi wan, you will laugh on the other side of your tie fighter

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 19:12

feel the farce

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 20:19

all i need now is a powerband

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 20:28

Bob Vader wasn't as commercially successful as his older brother.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 20:29

day shift manager Chad Vader was finally able to purchase a new scooter with the holiday bonus he received.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 21:14

I knew I should have peed before I left the death star

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 21:30

stud wrote (see)

i hope yoda doesn't see me on this, i'll never here the last of it.  Dark side my arse.

Seen it, amusing it is!

Vader was fed up with paying the congestion charge on the Death Star for his daily commute.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 22:32

Since the incident with the bus, Darth had come to learn what it really meant to be on the dark side.

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 22:43

The Death Star had failed its MOT on exhaust emissions. Another day on the scoot beckond for Darth

Posted: 16/12/2008 at 22:58

Stig...I am your father

Posted: 17/12/2008 at 02:18

darth was always RUSSIAN around..........................

Posted: 17/12/2008 at 07:50