Caption That - Bear necessities

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Posted: 9 June 2009
by Visordown News

Visordown Motorcycle News
"Yeah, the wife left me. I don't know why..."

WELCOME FOLKS to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your wittiest quote on some interesting shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've got a picture of a couple of bikers parked up having a chat. But one of them's in a bear suit. Why? We're not sure.

So it's over to you. Get those witty minds in action and let the captions commence!


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bcitral
rough as a bears arse

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 13:13


Zingmagic

"Yeah, they're a rare breed of biker bears.  Been living rough with 'em in the woods, since I was abandoned - they brought me up.. even let me ride the bike occasionally.."

 "No sh*t, man.. you've lived with them so long, you're turning into one!"

 "What, a biker?"

 "No, a fuc*in' bear!!!"......... 

  


Posted: 09/06/2009 at 13:43


User 56531

OK so I may have a dick like an acorn, and I like riding naked wearing just a waistcoat and be uniformly covered in ginger pubis.... but hey I think I keep it real..... and it keeps the flies off my sandwiches....


Posted: 09/06/2009 at 13:46


GSXR Geezer
If you go down to the woods tonight......... etc;

I mean how much can a Koala bear?

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 13:49


THIRD
"a ural is the only way a self respecting wookie would travel"

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 16:30


banditfan

OK so i get the bear suit thing bit kinky if you ask me, but can you explain again slowly how you go around corners on that thing.

 " YOU TURN THE FUC*IN HANDLE BAR".

No sorry didnt get that say it again just slower


Posted: 09/06/2009 at 17:10


Lostboysaint
Of course I shit in the woods.

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 17:37


"Oill give that tharrr Dave Molyneaux a roight run fer is moneeee"

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 17:43


Sparkwood

Do you like marmalade, buns and stuff then Ted?

Yeah not 'alf had a plate full before we left, in fact er... I can

feel summat 'bruin', can you tell the other Hairy Bikers I'm in the woods! 


Posted: 09/06/2009 at 18:53


Sparkwood

Yeah it's great to get out and feel the wind in your fur, the wife enjoy's it too but

most of the time she just sits there stuffin' herself, how about yours?


Posted: 09/06/2009 at 19:07


GSXR Geezer
It just wont start! Do you think I need new BEARings?

Posted: 09/06/2009 at 23:08


User 56531
Oh god, that last one was unBEARable. Honestly.

Posted: 10/06/2009 at 09:19


roadpoet
A judge suspects contestants for 'Britain's Next Top Hairyiest Biker' may well be cheating.

Posted: 10/06/2009 at 12:42


roadpoet
Despite the technical objection there was widespread agreement that all sidecar riders are muppets.

Posted: 10/06/2009 at 16:58


Mankycustard
Trouble is I'm being stalked by a gay pink hippo!   

Posted: 10/06/2009 at 22:51


BigAnt
Wow does he relise he looks a compete and utter cock in that set of leathers

Posted: 04/07/2009 at 00:13


Speedy.
The biker scout and chewbacca called a ceasefire today, as chewbacca announced he wants out of the rebellion to spend more time with the family.

Posted: 05/07/2009 at 09:26


ZSE$
And you think I look a twat in this bear outfit

Posted: 08/07/2009 at 18:04


HG

Bearman: Matching leathers....pah!


Posted: 10/07/2009 at 16:51


Micklewright
Dainese's continuing development in rider safety took an exciting new turn this week...

Posted: 10/07/2009 at 18:48

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