Caption That - Bear necessities

rough as a bears arse
Posted: 09/06/2009 13:13

"Yeah, they're a rare breed of biker bears.  Been living rough with 'em in the woods, since I was abandoned - they brought me up.. even let me ride the bike occasionally.."

 "No sh*t, man.. you've lived with them so long, you're turning into one!"

 "What, a biker?"

 "No, a fuc*in' bear!!!"......... 

  

Posted: 09/06/2009 13:43

OK so I may have a dick like an acorn, and I like riding naked wearing just a waistcoat and be uniformly covered in ginger pubis.... but hey I think I keep it real..... and it keeps the flies off my sandwiches....

Posted: 09/06/2009 13:46

If you go down to the woods tonight......... etc; I mean how much can a Koala bear?
Posted: 09/06/2009 13:49

"a ural is the only way a self respecting wookie would travel"
Posted: 09/06/2009 16:30

OK so i get the bear suit thing bit kinky if you ask me, but can you explain again slowly how you go around corners on that thing.

 " YOU TURN THE FUC*IN HANDLE BAR".

No sorry didnt get that say it again just slower

Posted: 09/06/2009 17:10

Of course I shit in the woods.
Posted: 09/06/2009 17:37

"Oill give that tharrr Dave Molyneaux a roight run fer is moneeee"
Posted: 09/06/2009 17:43

Do you like marmalade, buns and stuff then Ted?

Yeah not 'alf had a plate full before we left, in fact er... I can

feel summat 'bruin', can you tell the other Hairy Bikers I'm in the woods! 

Posted: 09/06/2009 18:53

Yeah it's great to get out and feel the wind in your fur, the wife enjoy's it too but

most of the time she just sits there stuffin' herself, how about yours?

Posted: 09/06/2009 19:07

It just wont start! Do you think I need new BEARings?
Posted: 09/06/2009 23:08

Oh god, that last one was unBEARable. Honestly.
Posted: 10/06/2009 09:19

A judge suspects contestants for 'Britain's Next Top Hairyiest Biker' may well be cheating.
Posted: 10/06/2009 12:42

Despite the technical objection there was widespread agreement that all sidecar riders are muppets.
Posted: 10/06/2009 16:58

Trouble is I'm being stalked by a gay pink hippo!   
Posted: 10/06/2009 22:51

Wow does he relise he looks a compete and utter cock in that set of leathers
Posted: 04/07/2009 00:13

The biker scout and chewbacca called a ceasefire today, as chewbacca announced he wants out of the rebellion to spend more time with the family.
Posted: 05/07/2009 09:26

And you think I look a twat in this bear outfit
Posted: 08/07/2009 18:04

Bearman: Matching leathers....pah!

Posted: 10/07/2009 16:51

Dainese's continuing development in rider safety took an exciting new turn this week...
Posted: 10/07/2009 18:48